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Latest Edition 8/23/16
Conservatives: Time is short; continue your activism
Every reader of this newsletter must become an activist working to defeat Hillary Clinton. Every reader who is now an activist must shift into high gear. There are less than 80 days until election day and there’s little time left to do everything necessary to ensure that Donald Trump is our next president.
Just a few days ago, a young ISIS suicide bomber, little more than a child, blew himself up along with 51 attendees at a Turkish wedding celebration and severely wounded 70 others. In her first term as president—should we weaken our efforts against her and she is elected—Hillary has sworn to bring in more than one million unvetted Middle Eastern refugees to live here and take full advantage of our welfare and education systems. How many of those unvetted refugees will be young people committed to becoming martyrs for ISIS; ready and willing to kill thousands of Americans for the benefit of the Islamic Caliphate?
Patriotic Americans can’t allow Hillary Clinton to plant the seeds of our destruction in every community across the United States.
It’s easy to get started as an activist for America: Begin by passing this newsletter on to everyone in your Internet address books. And do the same with every message you receive that proves Hillary Clinton is the poison that will put America on its deathbed. PLEASE ACT NOW.
Hillary’s failing health apparent to any MD observing her
The possibility that Hillary Clinton is gravely ill has made headlines in the conservative media all across the nation. The news originated in a March 20th 2015 report attributed to Hillary’s doctor Lisa R. Bardack M.D. Chairman of the Department of Medicine at the Mount Kisco (NY) Medical Group. Dr. Bardack’s report, which has been published on various Internet web sites, explains that Mrs. Clinton suffers from “complex partial seizures and sub cortical vascular dementia.” The latter diagnosis is said to be progressive with no known cure.
Dr. Bardack’s report goes on to say: “ Patient [Clinton] is starting to become more depressed…she states she has been experiencing more frequent mini-seizures casing her to blackout for short periods of time.” The doctor notes her patient “is being treated with anti-coagulants and anti-seizure medications.” Bardack has also advised Mrs. Clinton “to travel with a medical team.”
Dissemination of Dr. Bardack’s report has outraged the Clinton campaign, and it has tried to discredit the report by stating Dr. Bardack couldn’t have written such a report because around the same time she issued a statement pronouncing Clinton in glowing good health.
Did the Clinton campaign get to Dr. Bardack and force her to say Clinton was healthy? Did Bardack say, under pressure, that Clinton was in good health, but then did qualms of conscience compel her to tell the truth about Clinton’s poor health? We’ll probably never know.
Doctors know Hillary has big problems. But regardless of the Bardack report, there are many experienced doctors who believe that in looking at photos of Mrs. Clinton falling on stairs, frequently being helped up and down stairs, displaying seizure-like rolling and bobbing movements of the head and confusion when dealing with hecklers, something is radically wrong with Hillary Clinton.
One doctor, in particular, who has seen and heard lots of undeniable evidence that Clinton is gravely ill is Lyle J. Rapacki Ph.D., who is a Protective Intelligence and Assessment Specialist and a consultant on Behavioral Analysis and Threat Assessment for Sentinel Intelligence Services LLC. Dr. Rapacki’s company does work for the U.S. Border Intelligence Group, ASIS International and the Association for Intelligence Officers.
On August 16th, Dr. Rapacki announced he had received information from an unnamed source in the law-enforcement community claiming that Hillary Clinton’s physical condition is deteriorating and there are serious questions of whether she is able to continue her campaign.
Rapacki apparently received this information in a report attributed to Secret Service agents close to Clinton. According to this report, “Clinton is the victim of sub cortical vascular dementia, caused by damage to the deep layers of white matter in her brain. This condition is triggered by thickening and narrowing (atherosclerosis) of arteries that feed the sub cortical area of the brain.
“What is of high certainty” Rapacki confides, “are the numerous and repetitive presentations [seizures] that are becoming extremely difficult to cover-up: slurred speech, forgetfulness, thought confusion, slipping and/or additional falling. These physical symptoms are reasons for a lack of press conferences and very controlled public settings. No cameras with flash are now permitted in close proximity to Hillary, as the flash will trigger seizure activity. Her increased sleep schedule during the week and definitely through weekends may be a direct result of various medications administered to manage the reported Parkinson’s disease [that she also may have] and the physical challenges associated with traumatic brain Injury secondary to severe concussion and atherosclerosis of arteries to the brain.”
These are reported as prime symptoms of Hillary’s failing health: She exhibits involuntary facial movements, tremors, and rigidity when interrupted by hecklers. She is experiencing “dyskinesia” explained as difficulty or distortion in performing voluntary movements. Hecklers at a rally are a major security concern because anything startling can trigger her episodes. The diazepam auto-injector her medical assistant, who’s always nearby, carries is a rapid but temporary treatment for the dyskinesia if it happens in public. The side-effects of the diazepam treatment are fatigue, muscle weakness, confusion, and difficulty walking.
Dr. Rapacki adds that “Hillary has forbidden press from taking video or photos of her getting on or off her plane. The reason? She often needs to be assisted or even carried up and down the stairs. This has been stated by numerous whistle-blowers, including former Secret Service agents.
“If you're wondering why there aren't more examples [of Hillary’s medical problems],” Rapacki points out: “Hillary has held only one press conference in the last 260 days -- unheard of for a presidential candidate. She has made no public appearance that was not under 30 minutes, and entirely scripted, down to the questions asked, since her last debate with Bernie Sanders “
Is Hillary dying? Dr. Rapacki concludes: “Hillary Clinton is a very sick woman, and is likely dying. She has at least one degenerative disease, and is receiving regular treatments that affect mood, personality, energy level, and the ability to think and reason clearly. She is taking levodopa, valium, and possibly other drugs as well in order to appear normal in public. She is also concealing all of this from the public.”
I’m not one to gloat over Hillary Clinton’s obvious extreme health issues. I do believe she is a master of lies and corruption, a felon, possibly a traitor to the American people, and should be prosecuted and sent to prison. But I do not revel in her grave illness, pain and disability. And I will pray for God to heal her…as so should you.
…But the full details of her poor health must be known and the ramification of her illness understood by the voting public. Hillary Clinton may be able to hide most of her health problems from those who hear and see her speak. But, as president, she will never be able to hide them from the likes of Russia’s Vladimir Putin, North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. When that often mentioned call comes into her White House bedroom at three o’clock in the morning, will Hillary really be able to answer the phone…and will she be able to understand the message? There’s growing evidence that she can’t…and for our safety, we wouldn’t want her to be the one to take that call.
World-famous pastor claims America is forever lost
Franklin Graham, son of Billy Graham and heir to his father’s world renowned evangelical movement, was speaking at the First Baptist Church in Jacksonville, Florida in January, 2015, when he said "America will not come back". Graham has studied the nation’s long standing trend away from God and into the arms of agnostics and atheists who have proclaimed…God never existed…or God is dead or that government is the true God Americans must revere and obey.
Franklin Graham’s description of an immoral, “Godless” America is both vivid and angry, and he now believes the only way America can be restored to the Judeo-Christian values and traditions that made us great is through a massive upheaval of citizens against the government in Washington. In essence, Franklin Graham is preaching civil unrest as the only alternative to a Clinton designed “blueprint for destruction” of the Republic our founding fathers gave us that was to be guided and protected by God and the United States Constitution.
With a heavy heart Graham is reported to have commented: "The American dream ended on November 6th, 2012 in Ohio [when it was clear that Obama had won re-election]. The second term of Barack Obama has been the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest republic in the history of mankind. A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood, uninformed young people, the "forever needy," the chronically unemployed, illegal aliens and other "fellow travelers" have ended Norman Rockwell's America.
Fighting fire with fire. “You will never again out-vote these people,” Graham warned. “It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take zealots, not moderates nor shy, reach-across-the-aisle RINOs to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status. People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will probably never again be able to legally comment on, or concern myself with, the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.
“The cocker spaniel is off the front porch; the pit bull is in the back yard. The American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals," and the likes of Chicago shyster David Axelrod along with international socialist George Soros, [who] have been pulling the strings on their [White House] puppet, and now have brought us Act 2 of the New World Order. The curtain will come down but the damage has been done, the story has been told.
“Those who come after us will once again have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to white guilt and political correctness."
Is upheaval our only choice? Is it true that the only alternative left for reclaiming America for the American people is through widespread civil disobedience? It might be, if the vicious civil disturbances launched by the Occupy Wall Street and Black Lives Matter movements are any indication of what’s needed to move government in one direction or another. But must we resort to such violence now? Is it really too late to peacefully stop our terrible slide into socialism and worse. Remember that the true objective of socialism is communism. Is Putin the ultimate dictator we would invite in to rule and punish the America of the lost…the America of the cowardly and politically correct…the ungrateful America that rejects and denounces every blessing God has bestowed on us?
I take Franklin Graham’s warning for its shock value. I believe it’s his way of frightening us into denouncing the Obama-Clinton cartel of evil…to reject it at the voting booth this November. There is, thank God, one last peaceful alternative for returning America to the people and that’s by voting Donald Trump in as our next president. He’s not the perfect choice, but he is a sincere and courageous choice who’s ready to stand and fight against everything that is corrupt, deceitful and destructive in American government.
With Donald Trump in the White House, the America that was lost can and will be found again.
Trump innocent of Obama-Clinton abominations
Much of the heat that Donald trump takes from the media involves so-called statements of disrespect that he makes about Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, the “gold star” Kahns, Senator John McCain, House Speaker Paul Ryan and an assortment of other prominent persons. Recently, Trump apologized for his ill-advised remarks, and it required some honesty and courage on his part to admit he was sorry for what he said.
The press, including some conservative journalists, like to blow Trump’s remarks way out of proportion in an attempt to prove that he’s crude, undisciplined and a loose cannon. They want to define Trump as prone to anger and who, as president, might say the wrong things about our allies and our enemies that would lead to an incident that might start a third world war. But this is utter nonsense. Words don’t start wars; actions or inaction do.
Because Trump is guilty of the occasional insult, the press brands him as unfit to lead the nation. How absolutely ridiculous. At the worst, Trump’s “shoot from the lip” remarks might be offensive to a political opponent or to some government “goldbrick”, but they draw no blood and haven’t, and never could, start a war or even cause an ally, such as they are, to turn against us. On the contrary, the only one who has suffered from Trump’s mouthing off is Donald Trump himself.
Trump a “choir boy” compared to Hillary. So how do Donald Trump’s negatives stack up against the corruption, and crimes against the American people committed by his opponent, Hillary Clinton? The following analysis is provided by Rita Gallin, Co-Chair of Seniors for America’s Future, The Villages, Florida. The words are attributed to an unnamed pastor who resents the suggestion that voters have no choice between the two candidates for president.
He argues: "I've heard too many say lately that we, the American people, have no choice in this November’s election! Do you really think that God would leave us with no choice! Come on people! Where's your faith!! He has heard our cries!
“In defense of Donald Trump, try to keep [these facts] in mind: Donald Trump did not steal your money. Donald Trump did not raise your taxes. Donald Trump did not [increase] the price of food.
“Trump is not starting a race war. Trump did not leave any US soldiers [and diplomats] in Benghazi to be slaughtered and desecrated by Muslims. Trump did not send the US Navy to fight for Syrian Al-Qaeda. Trump did not arm ISIS and systematically exterminate Christians throughout the Middle East. Trump did not betray Israel. Trump did not provide financing and technology to Iran's nuclear weapons program.
“Trump did not give our military secrets to China. Trump did not cancel our nuclear missile shield in Poland at the behest of Russia. Trump did not shrivel our military, and betray our veterans. Trump did not cripple our economy. Trump did not increase our debt to [nearly] 20 trillion dollars. Trump did not ruin our credit, twice.
“Trump did not double African American unemployment. Trump did not increase welfare to a record level for eight years. Trump did not sign a law making it legal to execute, and imprison Americans. Trump did not set free [most of the] terrorists in Guantanamo Bay. Trump did not steal your rights, violate US Constitutional law, or commit treason, hundreds of times.
“Yet Trump is being ripped apart in the news, non-stop. Barrack Hussein Obama, Hillary Rodham Clinton and the criminals occupying our government, are not. The media is the Democrat Party. Save our culture. Stop listening to them.”
An honest “America First” approach to immigration reform
Posted recently on the NumbersUSA.org web site is one of the smartest proposals I’ve seen for immigration reform that focuses on maintaining American culture, traditions and values and protecting the nation from what Teddy Roosevelt feared it might become: “a gaggle of squabbling nationalities.”
The proposal features ten clear and logical steps for continued safe and sustainable immigration:
1. Make E-Verify mandatory for all U.S. employers to eliminate the “jobs magnet” that draws in illegal aliens.
2. Complete the Congressionally-mandated biometric entry/exit system to track non-immigrant visitors to the U.S.
3. End the practice of birthright citizenship for illegal aliens and foreign visitors.
4. Require state and local law enforcement to report affirmatively all non-citizen criminals in custody to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).Make detainment by ICE mandatory, and require ICE to pick up and remove deportable aliens.
5. Expand expedited removal to include all illegal aliens with criminal convictions.
6. End catch-and-release of illegal aliens by requiring that they be detained until removed.
7. Deny immigrant and nonimmigrant visas to nations that refuse to repatriate their citizens.
8. Reform the judicial process in immigration courts, including restricting relief from removal, to expedite the process and reduce the backlog of cases.
9. Restrict asylum to the internationally recognized definition of those who are unable to be returned to their home countries due to a well-founded fear of (state) persecution due to race, religion, nationality, membership in a particular social group, or political opinion.
10. Allow Border Patrol access to all federal lands.
To this I would add a demand for secure borders and Donald Trump’s suggestion to prohibit admission of refugees from Islamic nations, or any nation, until they can be properly vetted and investigated to reveal any history of criminal and terrorist behavior.
Citizens Against Political Parties
End political tyranny in America: Join “Citizens Against Political Parties (CAPP)”
Only about ten percent of Americans approve of the work done by our representatives in Washington to govern the nation in the best interests of the people. Nearly everyone knows that, although “we the people” elect the members of Congress, they refuse to faithfully represent the will of the people, choosing instead to follow the dictates of the political parties to which they belong. Citizens Against Political Parties hopes to change all this.
Time to put political parties out of existence. Political parties have become the self-appointed “ruling class” in America. Their power has been usurped from the American people. Nothing in the U. S. Constitution gives them the authority to control the business of government. Citizens Against Political Parties is being launched to bring about positive change that will redirect our representatives in Washington toward responsible, constituent-oriented government.
An irresponsible Congress, unresponsive to America’s needs, is the product of a deadly poison that is eating away at the framework of our republic even down to the foundation upon which it stands: The United States Constitution. This poison has grown more potent across each generation and has seeped into every issue we face, every position taken by government legislation. This poison is the system of political parties we’ve allowed to infect and corrupt elected officials at all levels in America.
Political poison puts America on its “death bed.” There is no antidote for this poison. But it can be cut off at its source by denying political parties the funds and support they need to exist. If we, the American people, don’t do everything in our power to defund political parties, and disband them by refusing to accept their agendas,America will not survive for more than another decade. We need only to close our wallets, put down our checkbooks, and refuse to join and fund organizations that put political power first and the people last. No more contributions to political parties.
Political parties have reached a new lethality. Government gridlock is the power play being used by congressional adversaries. There is virtually no issue--even the budget necessary for national defense--on which these parties will negotiate in good faith, no less come to some agreement.
The political battle for control of Congress is all consuming, leaving no concern at all for the best interests and urgent needs of the nation. Even the media, mainstream or conservative, have little interest in how politics serves the public good. Commentary focuses almost exclusively on the fortunes of the warring political factions. This war is all that matters.
America is being held for ransom by the political parties that control the elected officials “we the people” put in office. It’s painfully clear they have absolutely no allegiance to us. Are we too stupid to understand that the moment we elect people to office, they pass out of our influence and into the hands of corrupt political controllers?
. Few among our elected leaders have the guts to break away from their party controllers to vote their own conscience…to follow their own inclinations…to faithfully represent their constituents…to do what they truly believe is right for America.
Free America from political oppression. You’re invited to join Citizens Against Political Parties (CAPP). The movement’s goal is to put a cap on political poison and then drive it out of existence. There are no forms to fill out…no dues to be paid…no cards to carry to be a member. All that’s required is your personal commitment to end your membership in, and cease all your support for, any political party.
Please e-mail CAPP’s founder, Joe Angione at email@example.com or at firstname.lastname@example.org. Tell him : “I stand with Citizens Against Political Parties.” You’ll receive more details about how honest, qualified candidates for public office can be recruited and promoted for election without the need for them to poison their future in government by accepting the endorsement and support of a political party.
America urgently needs more good men and women in government who will stand true to themselves…acting with honor…adhering to their personal convictions, while remaining always loyal to the trust the American people have placed in them.
Citizens Against Political Parties
Clinton Cash movie documents Clintons as "world's most evil"
A recently released documentary movie available on YouTube, Clinton Cash, tells how the Clinton's criminally used their influence to steal money from U.S. relief projects around the world, turning it over to corporations, dictators and mega-rich individuals, who in turn became huge multi-million dollar donors to the Clinton Foundation and ultimately to Hillary's presidential campaign.
The movie runs more than an hour long, but if you watch just the first half hour you'll see and hear enough to totally disgust you. During Hillary's term as Secretary of State, the Clinton's became the world's most evil couple, using their greed to commit crimes against humanity across many parts of the globe.
Please take the time to view all of it. If you're an honest human being, you will be immediately shocked to the core, and want to condemn Hillary Clinton as fit only for life in prison. Electing Hillary will be as horrifying as letting the Devil himself loose forever in our land. Only your votes can stop Hillary from driving every honest, decent`ideal and objective out of life in America.
Click here to view the YouTube Documentary, Clinton Cash
"Fry boy's" right to a $15 minimum wage".
A recent letter to the editor of a paper somewhere in America hit the nail on the head:
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ICE gets more cash but deports fewer Illegals
In spite of getting more taxpayer funding, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency is expelling fewer illegal immigrants, notes an early May edition of The Washington Free Beacon. It cites data from the Department of Homeland Security showing that “43 percent fewer aliens were removed from the United States from 2012 to 2015.”
The data discloses that ICE deported nearly 410,000 aliens in 2012 when it received only $2.8 billion in taxpayer funds. However, in 2015, ICE deported just 235,413 aliens while it received about $3.5 billion to fund its deportation programs.
“Deportations of aliens from the United States have decreased precipitously under the Obama administration,” The Free Beacon reported. “This dramatic decline in deportations is the direct result of policies implemented by the Obama administration to get around existing laws passed by Congress.”
Where has the extra funding gone? No one seems to know where the extra funding for the ICE deportation programs has gone. It has certainly not been spent for higher salaries to ICE agents or to hire more agents, and the agency’s other operating costs haven’t increased significantly either.
It might be argued that the ICE deportations workload has increased and is eating up the extra funding. But there are no facts available to support that argument. Therefore, it appears that the agency’s deportations productivity has gone down the crapper.
How do you explain the efficiency of the ICE deportation programs in 2012 when nearly 175,000 more aliens were forced to exit the country? What’s behind the obvious inefficiency of these programs in 2015 when approximately $700 million more in funding was received but resulted in 43 percent fewer illegals being removed from the country?
It’s one thing for Obama to skirt established U.S. immigration law as it applies to deportations, but it’s another outrage to increase funding for these proceedings and then see lawful deportations fall so significantly. Mr. Obama’s reputation for wasting taxpayer money extends to just about every agency, every program, he touches.
Visa overstays are ignored. Another posting by the Washington Free Beacon claims that, due in part to Obama’s foot-dragging and waste of taxpayer money, his administration also deported less than one percent of foreigners who travelled to the U.S. and overstayed their visas in 2015.
Nearly half a million individuals overstayed their visas that year, but fewer than 2,500 were apprehended and deported. The figures are from new statistics published by the Department of Homeland Security. This is an astoundingly weak deportation rate of just .05 percent.
A warning from lawmakers. “The sinking rate of deportations by the Obama administration is drawing criticism from Capitol Hill,” observers the Free Beacon, “where lawmakers are warning that the administration, in ignoring illegal overstays, is potentially opening the United States to terrorist threats.”
The 482,781 figure [for overstays] accounts for aliens who entered the United States on a nonimmigrant visitor visa or through the Visa Waiver Program, which streamlines travel between the United States and 38 other countries. Regrettably, the actual number of overstays could be higher. The latest figures published by DHS do not include overstays from other visa categories or overstays by individuals who entered the United States through land ports, such as those along the Mexican border.”
“Deportations due to visa overstays by the Obama administration have decreased steadily since 2009. The drop is being attributed to an Obama administration policy directing DHS and ICE not to pursue overstays unless the offender has been convicted of major crimes or terrorism.”
Although it may logically be assumed that a significant number of these overstays are committed by persons intending to involve themselves in terrorist activities, there appears to be no concern on Obama’s part to apprehend them until after they have committed their atrocities. Why would the leader of our nation take a position that benefits possible terrorists to the deadly detriment of American citizens? Could he actually want such disasters to happen?
Obama ignores most evil force of the 21st century
In total disregard of thousands of victims of Islamist terrorism in France, the U.S., Syria and Iraq, and ongoing for years in Israel, Barack Obama remains unshakable in his belief that extending an “olive branch” to the enemy, and doing almost nothing militarily to stop ISIS in Iraq and Syria is the best way to defeat the most bloodthirsty evil force of the 21st century.
Obama’s Pentagon touts the thousands of sorties that we and allies have flown against ISIS emplacements in the Middle East, but rejects the fact that 70 percent of these bomb runs released no ordinance on ISIS forces. These attacks are too often too late, and without direction from the ground necessary to deliver bombs on target.
Both the Pentagon and Obama know exactly the seven buildings in Raqqa, Syria housing the ISIS command and control center that direct attacks throughout the Middle East. But our Islamist-sympathizer president uses the excuse that bomb runs on these buildings might kill some nearby civilians. He cares nothing about the free world’s long held principles of a “just war” that permit inadvertent, accidental collateral damage when it is in proportion to the good achieved by destroying an evil enemy to save thousands more civilians who would be targeted for death by ISIS.
"This horrible carnage is truly outside all boundaries of civilized behavior," Jan Kubis, the special representative of the United Nations mission in Iraq, said a day after the attack. It is carnage that is exploding across many parts of the world and now has appeared in the U.S. And it will only become more horrific as the months go by. ISIS death squads are now exploding roadside bombs within the city of Baghdad, the heart of Iraq.
Accounts emerged recently that ISIS had used projectile-delivered poison gas against Kurdish forces in Iraq and Syria on several occasions last month. It also appears that ISIS bomb makers are building—and will soon be able to use—surface-to-air missiles capable of bringing down our helicopters and fighter jets.
There are additional reports that the Islamic State has employed chlorine gas on several occasions in both Iraq and Syria. Poison gas is considered to be a weapon of mass destruction. And yet Mr. Obama has no plans to seriously confront a growing global enemy that can now deliver WMD on what may become a massive scale.
Imagine poison gas projectiles exploding in an American city, school or shopping mall. Mr. Obama won’t imagine this because it would take away from the glory of his legacy as president…a legacy that can surely bring a violent end to the country we love so well and hold so dear.
Divorce agreement between Conservatives and Liberals
“Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters: We have stuck together since
the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest
election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know
we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
“Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree
on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our
“Here is our separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
and disparate taste.
--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops,
the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and
you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are,
however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O ' Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
-- When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help
provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but
we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give
trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen,
Barbara Streisand, ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.”